Open This for a Smile Today

By Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"It all starts with a SMILE"

Ready for some random silliness? With apologies to the real
comedians out there:

Men think women like dangerous guys. So lots of men smoke and
drink too much, ride motorcycles, and live life in the fast
lane. All to attract the ladies.

But I think men have it all wrong. I think women let us hold
this fantasy because they're trying to kill us.

My wife tells me that I'm a good man. But she also tells me
that a good man doesn't just happen; she had to create me like a
doughnut out of a lump of dough. She said she had to knead out
all the stuff my mom did to me, then she had to roll out all
that stuff I learned from beer commercials. I think getting rid
of my ego was her toughest task!

Of course, my ego does make me a bit delusional. For instance,
the other day I was watching a "documentary" about the Playboy
mansion. When I saw Hugh Hefner, I thought to myself, "Hey,
that could be ME! I've got a bathrobe just like that!"

Not that I really hold too many illusions about my sex appeal. I
once heard a woman lament the injustice that men get sexier as
they get older while women don't. I don't agree at all; sexy
men get sexier as they get older. The rest of us buy red sports
cars!

So my wife, for her own sanity, gives me lots of space when I'm
not traveling. Unfortunately, giving me space is like giving a
dog a computer. Other than doing some writing, I'm not usually
going to use it wisely. I tend to need simple things to get by
- a pair of boxers and fresh batteries in the remote will
usually do just fine.

I hope this issue brought a smile to your face!

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Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
7406 Wesboro Road
Louisville, KY 40242
"It all starts with a SMILE"