Well, here’s how a few of us have finally found that “Heaven”.

And if you don’t mind me sharing a true story of a dramatic conversation between two real people, I believe I can help you find it too. If you’ve ever been a frustrated dieter, maybe you’ve had a talk like this. But I’ll bet your talk didn’t turn out like ours eventually did…

Neither One of Us Had Earplugs That Evening

On Thursday evening, October 14th, 2010, in Louisville, KY, I met my friend, Nikki Gregory, at a locally-owned coffee house. You know - the kind that sells you organic coffee? Have you ever wondered if “organic” might be another word for “costs twice as much”?

Anyway, we met there to support our friend, Scott Mertz, a Louisville “rock-star-yet-to-hit-it-big” who was performing his solo acoustic act that night. Scott has everything you’d look for in a rock-and-roll star – long blond hair, handsome face, in-shape body, great sense of humor, and enough stage swagger to bottle and sell – except he doesn’t have what you’d call a “classical” voice.

But I digress.

We were there that night to support Scott. And we love Scott so much we didn’t even bring our earplugs. (I’m only teasing you, Scott!)

Turns out Scott was very late to his gig. So Nikki and I passed the time by catching up. Always friendly, Nikki asked me first what was going on.

“Hmmm…what to share with her?”, I thought.

My Awesome “Secret” that the Laugh Doctor (My Dad) Kept Ignoring

I told Nikki I had finally wrapped up a “secret project”. I had almost completely finished a book which revealed the amazingly simple, yet profoundly powerful, weight loss secrets I’d discovered through years of research and writing about quantum physics.

Time out from my story for one moment… I should now tell you that my dad is Clifford Kuhn, M.D., aka “The Laugh Doctor”, a medical doctor who write, speaks, and trains internationally about how to be healthier and happier using the amazing natural medicine of humor. I’ve written for dad for over ten years. Dad and Jerry Lewis love working together! (I’m a ghost writer– which means I research and write for people and they publish it under their own name. You’ve probably read a book or article I’ve written, but didn’t know it was me. As you might guess, I specialize in the fields of self-help, motivation, and science.) I didn’t feel it necessary to tell Nikki what I’m about to tell you, but I’ll share it all now because becoming aware of how this all started allows you to start experiencing how my book might perfectly fit your weight loss needs. Dad truly loved my latest book about weight loss and considered publishing it under his own name. He understood my continued propensity for bulldog-tenacity when researching a topic and he was aware of my unquenchable desire to help people solve their weight problems (which included, at the beginning of my project, my dad and me!). Dad and me today! But I could not get my dad’s full attention on this project because dad, who is retired and already financially set, views his Laugh Doctor job as more of a fun hobby and kept finding reasons to put it off – still leaving my goldmine of life-changing, fat-burning information on his professional back burner. (Between you and me, my dad is lazy about aggressively growing his speaking business – because he doesn’t actually need the money. Nice problem to have, huh?) While dad hadn’t yet adopted my book, we were both readily in agreement about a number of things concerning weight loss that my research unveiled: A lot of my dad’s clients continued to want to lose weight but were frustrated by failure Americans are spending over $60 billion dollars a year on weight loss (!) Rising obesity rates reveal that the current weight loss plans don’t really work Modern science repeatedly reveals the answers to why current weight loss plans don’t work Modern science also finally reveals the secrets to lasting and final weight loss The secrets of lasting and final weight loss are all simple to understand and naturally easy to do My dad and I had both used these truly simple secrets to finally end our weight problems, melting our fat away like butter in a hot skillet

So now you’re probably wondering why I hadn’t published the book myself. Good question. More about that later - back to the story for now…

I Didn’t Know Nikki Had a Secret Too – One She Needed to Get Off Her Chest

If you’re like me, you know there are no coincidences in life. And, sure enough, as I think you’ll soon be aware, it was no coincidence that Nikki and I sat waiting for Scott.

When it was Nikki’s turn to share about what had been going on with her, she started by trying to convince me everything was “going just fine”. But she stopped short and the tears beginning in her eyes betrayed a different story. She repeatedly looked away, visibly choked up, and tried to compose herself. I wasn’t sure what was going on.

“Greg,” Nikki asked after a pregnant pause, “Am I an attractive woman?”

I was caught off guard and embarrassed by the question, but I could immediately tell that Nikki wasn’t trying to be silly. I also knew Nikki wasn’t being inappropriate; she is happily married and I’ve known her husband and her for a long time.

I’m sure I looked dumbfounded. Because, the fact was, Nikki truly wasn’t as good looking as she’d once been.

Did that really matter to me? Heck no! Nikki was still a great person. But the cold, hard fact was that she’d put on quite a bit of weight. Nikki looked older, dumpy, and had lost a lot of the confidence and self-assurance she’d usually had in her younger years as a result of the weight gain.

I naturally didn’t want to answer that question! Yet Nikki was staring right at me, obviously expecting a reply.

Being as diplomatic as possible, I used the old, reliable answer: “I think you are an awesome person.”

A big sigh followed and Nikki deflated right in front of me.

“Yeah…I know what that means. You don’t even have to say it; I know I’ve gotten just plain fat. I’m even getting worried my husband isn’t attracted to me like he used to be”, she said, now unwilling to look me in the eyes.

I was speechless. She didn’t have to elaborate; I could see that Nikki’s weight gain had obviously really been torturing her.

“I’ve been doing this ‘soup diet’ and, as usual, the damn thing isn’t working for me. I lost a few pounds, but I put them right back on. I think it’s hopeless. Obviously some people are naturally born to be thin and most of us are simply born to be fat.” Nikki seemed ready to cry.

“How long have you been dieting?”, I asked her, already thinking about my unpublished book.

“Greg, I have a whole shelf full of diet books in my laundry room. I keep ‘em hidden there because I’m so freaking embarrassed about all the diets I’ve tried! How is it fair that I try so hard and still only get fatter?!”, she said loud enough that someone else could’ve overheard.

How My Secret Was Finally Pried Out of Its Hiding Place

Maybe the other coffee house patrons did overhear her, because the entire place seemed to come quiet at the next moment before I calmly said…

“My dad is the only one I’ve told this to, Nikki, but… I know why your diets don’t work.”

She furrowed her eyebrows and cocked her head at me, conveying the non-verbal message “Don’t B.S. me, Greg!”

“And I can make your diet finally work for you. I truly know how.” I finished.

Nikki didn’t have to say, “Go on”. Her look said it all for her.

I probably glanced around furtively like an FBI informant before continuing.

“I’ve discovered something incredibly big about weight loss. Something no one’s ever written about before – not that I know of, anyway. It’s that book I was telling you about; I’ve truly unlocked the secrets of ‘modern science’, quantum physics, and they can repeatedly be used to easily make your body look the way you want it to. Simply, naturally, and quickly.”

“What are you talking about?”, Nikki demanded, “You’re serious?! You’re not pulling my leg?!”

Did my friend think I would kid her after she’d just unburdened her pain to me?

“Dead serious”, was my reply. “We’ve worked together for over four years and you’ve seen me on a daily basis, Nikki. Have you ever seen me gain weight? Have you ever seen me be anything but slim and trim?”

Nikki shook her head “no”.

“You see me eating lunch almost every day. Do I skip desserts? Do I ‘watch what I eat’ or eat nothing but healthy food?”

Nikki, now hanging on my every word, immediately shook her head “no” again.

Responding to her incredulous look, I continued, “Naturally, if you’re like me, you’re starting to grasp that if I put so little effort into staying as trim as I do, these secrets of quantum physics are immensely powerful.”

“How do you think I’ve stayed in such great shape all these years?”, I asked, “ How do you think I still wear, at age forty-four, the same pants size I did in high school? Me? A single dad with three active boys? And with my job?” (Which Nikki knows usually keeps me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest)

I’m Not One of Those “Lucky People”, But I Seemed Like One to Nikki

As Nikki realized these weren’t rhetorical questions, she readily responded.

“I guess I always assumed you were one of the lucky people born with ‘good genes’. And that you probably worked out a lot. You look like you do.”

I began chuckling and Nikki’s head tilted to one side in curiosity.

“Nope and nope”, I smiled. “Fifteen years ago, when Jordan was born, I had a big ol’ fat roll around my waist. And that’s back when I still was dieting and working out almost every day!”

“Nikki,” I went on, “I know it might sound unbelievable but I usually don’t work out much at all. I still walk or jog a couple times a week. Play some basketball in my driveway with my sons. That’s about it; I am no ‘workout warrior’ by any stretch of the imagination!”

Nikki was sort of dumbfounded, I could tell, by these revelations.

“It hardly matters what I eat or whether I work out or not. Since I discovered the unlimited potential of these secrets and started using them, I simply eat what I want and do what I want and I just continue to always look like this. What I’ve discovered is naturally simple and unbelievably easy. “

“If you’re wondering how it feels”, I finished, “it literally feels like being a magician who can magically make his body look however he wants it to.”

I braced myself to get hot coffee slung in my face, since Nikki was surely realizing that I was doing almost nothing at all and getting the exact results she was working her fingers to the bone for, on diet after diet. And not getting. I wondered how unfair she’d find it that I used natural, simple science (and almost no hard work at all) to claim a mostly sweat-free, easy-as-pie, slim and trim body.

But instead of throwing her coffee at me, she merely sipped it. (Thank goodness!). Then Nikki simply said, “I want you to teach me how to do that too, Greg.”

A paused and leaned way back in my creaky wooden chair. I thought about it for a brief moment and began scratching my chin.

How Nikki Blew the Doors Off My Lack of Confidence and Just About Forced My Book Out of Me

“It’s funny you say that,” I told her. “I’ve got that book that I’ve already written which teaches the entire, simple process. I’ve been repeatedly nagging my dad for almost six months to publish it and begin sharing these secrets with the whole world.”

Now it was my turn to genuinely unburden myself.

“He keeps encouraging me to publish it myself,” I continued, “but to be honest, I haven’t felt the confidence to do that. I’ve already researched and written multiple books for dad and other self-help authors for years, but I’ve rarely published anything under my own name. I keep telling myself that people would listen to dad – because he’s a medical doctor. And I have this little nagging voice in my head saying, ‘Why would people listen to me?’ “

Nikki gave me one of those infinitely “motherly” looks. The kind that a friend gives you when she thinks your lack of confidence is mostly ridiculous and she sees you as so much greater and more worthy than you are seeing yourself at that moment. Thank God for friends, huh?

“Well, I feel like I need to read it right now!”, Nikki stated.

I brightened at her idea.

“You know what? That’s a great idea, on one condition – you must give me your honest feedback on the book.”

“My honest feedback?” Nikki asked incredulously. “Greg, I’m going to do more than read your book; I’m going to read it and truly follow your weight loss plan. You’ll get my honest feedback alright. If it’s as simple and easy as you say it is, you’ll hear me across town, repeatedly yelling for joy from my roof. And if I find out you’ve been exaggerating? Well, I know where you work!”

We both laughed.

“Nikki,” I said assuredly, “I know if you follow my plan I guarantee you that you’ll be shouting with joy from your roof. I’ll even go so far as to say that I guarantee you’ll easily lose as much weight as you want! Because my plan is based on the most accurate and unlimited science ever created. It’s based on the unyielding, infinite laws of the universe; it truly can’t fail. That’d be like gravity not working tomorrow – it always does!”

“You know what?”, Nikki said with what seemed like her first heartfelt smile of the evening. “If what you’ve been telling me is true, for the first time in a long time I feel hopeful. Thanks Greg – I can’t wait to read it. And you know what else? I’m actually glad Scott didn’t show up tonight! We would never have had this conversation otherwise.”

But stop! Before I reveal how things worked out for Nikki, you should understand how my plan (called Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat) works…

How Science Can Quickly, Easily, and Naturally Make You Thin Some of this you already know. For example, you’re already aware, from your own experience, that diets are only marginally effective. Meaning that they work for a little while; you lose weight, but then you repeatedly end up gaining back more! The same is still true for exercise programs. You already realize, in the long run, diets and exercise usually don’t work. You might assume people would have already naturally figured this out since Americans are pouring over $60 billion a year into weight loss and not getting any thinner. But, if you want to lose weight, what choice do you have except to chase the next “miracle” diet and hope it’s the one that finally works like it promises? Actually, what choice did you have but to chase the next miracle diet? I say “did”, because now you never have to do that again. Don’t get me wrong. Eating good, healthy food and getting exercise are great things, but you should also understand that without all the secrets I’ve discovered, diet and exercise will, by themselves, almost always be inadequate. Without these secrets, diet and exercise alone cannot work because, as you’ll soon realize, that would violate the way our universe really functions. “But,” you ask, “aren’t there people who lose weight on diet programs and keep it off through eating the proper foods and working out? How is that possible, if what you’re saying is true?” Great questions! I’m glad you asked because that brings up an important point. There are people naturally lucky enough to be inadvertently or accidentally using the scientific secrets revealed in Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, but in almost every case consider that they aren’t consciously aware of the real reasons why what they are doing works. In other words they usually can’t teach you the real, most important cause of their weight loss – because they don’t grasp it on a conscious level. They can only teach all the superficial reasons they are slim and trim. They can only teach you what they either are or aren’t eating and how they work out – which we now know aren’t the most important reasons people’s bodies look great. Does it make sense that this is why every bookstore is flooded with books about diet and exercise plans? Because dieters need a constant flow of new diets! Since what they teach is based on outdated science and doesn’t really work, publishers keep selling dieters the same incomplete and ineffective diets. Simply retold, reformatted, and repackaged to be resold. But as you’ll understand soon enough, what those weight-loss gurus eat and how they exercise are truly not the underlying, most important reasons they are fit and trim! You’re about to learn those secret, underlying, most important reasons I’ve mentioned. And I’ll bet you’ll repeatedly be amazed by how simple, natural, and easy it is to use those secrets immediately to lose weight and keep it off. And how phenomenally easily these secrets work with just about any diet you want to use. Or even with no specific diet at all!

In Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, you will quickly learn:

• The number one reason why every diet you’re tried has failed you, no matter how many credentials the “guru” had! (Notice I said “why the diet failed you”, not “why
  you failed”! )
  
  
• The two new paradigms from quantum physics that you must understand before any diet will ever work for you
  
  
• The secret to finally eating with complete freedom
  
  
• The secret of how to actually enjoy exercise
  
  
• The big secret about how to eat and when to eat it (so that it almost doesn’t matter what you eat any longer)
  
  
• How to become a magician who can change her body almost on command almost as simply as casting a magic spell
  
  
• The two things you absolutely must “un-learn” before any diet or exercise plan can work for you
  
  
• How to obliterate the old adage that getting fat is simply “what happens” to you as you age and easily amaze your family and friends as you defy conventional wisdom and get thin right before their very eyes
  
  
• How to easily transform any diet or exercise program into something even more magical and body transforming then you were promised when you started it
  
  
• How to use the mind-blowing science of quantum physics on a practical, “street-level” basis to lose as much weight as you want
  
  
• The number one diet-destroying bad habit that everyone has and how to simply and easily fix it forever
  
  
• How to easily and completely use one simple trick to transform your mind into a fat–melting machine
  
  
• Why diets and exercise actually usually make you fatter
  
  
• Why good intentions and hard work can often be the worst things for losing weight
  
  
• How to easily make diet and exercise into your allies instead of your enemies
  
  
• How to have a blast being the director and the star of an awesome movie that you get to write any way you want (called “Your Life”)
  
  
• How a king’s missing thumb teaches you how to instantly feel better about your body
  
  
• The proper pitch to tune your mental tuning fork which will instantly begin to shed weight off your body
  
  
• How to simply and easily use quantum physics to change “what is” into “what you want it to be”
  
  
• How the empty space between two words can help you instantly feel better about any food you eat
  
  
• The secret of how to easily shut off the valve of constant negativity from your own brain and replace it with things that uplift you
  
  
• Learn the secret of how to instantly teleport your current state of being from fat to thin (and why your body will follow right along)
  
  
• Why you already know how to lose all the weight you want if you’ve ever learned to ride a bike
  
  
• How to easily find your internal “thermometer” and always know that you are in the proper emotional and mental frame of mind to lose weight every moment of every day
  
  

Science Can Make You Thin Quickly, Easily, and Naturally I’ve mentioned that standard diets and exercise plans are based on old, less accurate science. Science that is only partially reliable, at best. The science upon which diets and exercise programs are based is about taking an action and receiving predictable results from that action. We now understand that this is not really how any goal is finally achieved; this is not how our universe really functions. But, until now, this new science hadn’t begun to make its way into the field of weight loss. The old science, on which all standard diets and exercise programs still are based, has been replaced with an infinitely more reliable and accurate one– quantum physics. Quantum physics reveals to us, repeatedly in pinpoint detail, exactly how the universe really operates. And here’s the biggest revelation: we now realize that our universe is actually not action based. In fact, we now grasp that action is usually one of the least important components for achieving any desired result, including losing weight. I’ve taken the unlimited, new science of quantum physics, applied it naturally to weight loss, and repeatedly found astonishing and consistent success with immediately and magically taking off weight and making your body truly look exactly like you want it to.

Would you like to see the proof that the old science, on which your current diet and exercise plans are based, is outdated and ineffective? See for yourself:

Year	U.S. Spending on Weight Loss	U.S. Obesity Rates
1992	$30 Billion	37 States 10% - 14% Obese 7 States 15% - 19% Obese
2004	$46 Billion	7 States 15% - 19% Obese 33 States 20% - 24% Obese 10 States 25% - 29% Obese
2007	$55 Billion	1 State 15% - 19% Obese 16 States 20% - 24% Obese 30 States 25% - 29% Obese 3 States Over 30% Obese
2010	$60 Billion	13 States 20% - 24% Obese 24 States 25% - 29% Obese 13 States Over 30% Obese

These statistics are from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, Marketdata, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Do you see the insane correlation between our ever-rising spending on weight loss and our super-expanding percentage of obesity? The more we spend on weight loss, the fatter we are becoming! In black and white like this, isn’t it easy to see how our outdated weight loss plans, based on inaccurate science, need to be replaced? The proof is right here. It’s not “you”; the old science doesn’t work!

“But I Hate Science…Its Soooo Boring!” – Don’t Worry for a Second If That’s Your Reaction Hold on for another moment! Don’t worry if you usually care nothing about science! You can readily use this infinitely simple and easy plan, starting tomorrow, even if you don’t care one single iota about quantum physics – even if you continually fall asleep just thinking about it. You can finally achieve the body of your dreams much quicker than you ever imagined, even if you absolutely hate science! Because I’ve not only done all the research for you, I’ve already also explained it for you in truly simple, everyday language. But although I explain the new science in exacting detail in Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, you don’t even have to read those sections of my book to finally begin magically losing weight right now. In fact, I even include a disclaimer before the section of Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat where I explain the science for you. It reads “…you can skip this part if you want to…” So don’t bat an eyelash if science often bores you. The good news is that this science will begin working for you right now, as reliably as the sun rising on the eastern horizon, whether you fully understand it or not. As you follow my simple guidelines, you’ll simply be amazed at how easily your body readily reclaims its youthful shape and vigor.

And now let’s get back to finding out how things turned out for Nikki…

From the Nervous Excitement of Someone (Besides Dad and Me) Following My Weight Loss Plan to the Stomach-Churning Anxiety of Being “Called Out”

A few days later I got an unusually enthusiastic phone call from Nikki. She immediately loved Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat. Nikki grasped its power right away; she told me, “Your book is an easy read, makes perfect sense, and the plan is naturally simple.” So far everything was still just as I’d promised her.

Two weeks passed and Nikki excitedly told me she was now doing great on my plan. And already losing weight too! She wasn’t sure how much weight she had lost but she could now easily feel space between the waist of her pants and her belly – for the first time since she couldn’t remember. I, in turn, was beginning to fully comprehend Nikki’s enthusiasm for my plan and imagining how her emotion probably foreshadowed even greater success for her.

By the time a month went by Nikki was still calling me regularly to talk about how incredibly fast her weight continued to come off and how much healthier she was already feeling. She repeatedly gushed with enthusiasm about her new body and was reconsidering everything she always “knew” about losing weight.

One morning, she finally put me on the spot - literally demanding that I publish my book.

“I don’t care what you have to do,” Nikki forcefully emphasized, recalling my previous hesitancy, “You must tell people about your amazing plan. Every single day this book just sits on your shelf, you are actually depriving people of something they really need!”

And my lack of confidence reappeared.

“Nikki,” I whined, “there are so many weight loss books out there. I don’t care how truly revolutionary this information is and how powerfully it works. Have you considered how difficult it will be to really stand out from the crowd and what it will take to get noticed?”

“Greg,” she said stoically, “grow a pair! Do anything you have to do. Get your book out there. Or I will personally wring your neck – and I can catch you now!”

Nikki Gregory After My Plan...Fifty Pounds Lighter and Wondering Why You Haven't Joined Her Yet

So I’m doing it. I’m finally publishing my book, Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat. Actually we’re doing it, you and I, because Nikki’s success has given me a great idea to stand out from among all those other (inaccurate) weight loss books out there.

How are you and I going to make my book stand out from the rest?

Allow me to explain…

I’ll Bribe You to Lose All the Weight You Want

My proposal for how we’re going to help each other: I’ll help you lose all the weight you want and you’ll help Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat stand out from all the other inaccurate weight loss books, helping Americans finally lose the weight they want to.

I am looking for over 100 people who want to use my amazing and revolutionary plan to completely and immediately begin reshaping their body. And this is most important - I am only looking for people truly as hungry for weight loss as Nikki was. People who will readily apply my plan like they are drinking a gallon of cold, crisp water after a day spent wandering in the hot desert sun.

I want a cadre of 100-plus dedicated weight-loss warriors! People who will use this unbeatable, unstoppable plan to finally lose their unwanted weight, truly change their lives, and naturally reclaim their youthful figure!

Perhaps I am describing you. Are you sick and tired of being “sick and tired”?

If I’m describing you – I want you to have this book in your hands, right now. In fact, I’m actually going to bribe you to join my elite army of weight loss warriors by giving you my book, Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, for an easy investment of only $7.99 for the Kindle version (instead of the full retail price of $9.99).

“What’s the catch?”, you ask. Why am I giving you Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat for only $7.99 (for the Kindle version) and why am I giving it only to weight loss warriors hungry to finally reshape their bodies? Full disclosure – here’s the catch: I want something from you in exchange. Something that is actually just as important to me as losing weight is to you.

I want your testimonials; I want you to promise that, after your fat easily melts off you like an ice cube disappearing on a blistering July sidewalk, you will send me your ecstatic, shout-from-the-top-of-your-lungs, tell-the-whole-world-about-your-new-body testimonial for the next printing of Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat. Just like Nikki did!

Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat is only $7.99 for the Kindle version (instead of the full retail price of $9.99) for the 100-plus people who decide to lose all their unwanted weight!

And I want you to let me use your testimonial on my website and in future printings of the book. For all this, I am willing to practically give you Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat. Nikki and I believe the testimonials of 100 or more people shedding fat as easily as taking off layers of clothing should be enough to create an army of enthusiastic supporters and begin drawing national attention to this amazing, revolutionary, scientific weight loss plan.

You might ask: If my primary goal right now is to create an elite army of weight loss warriors and collect your enthusiastic testimonials, why don’t I actually give you a copy of Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat? Great question and I think you’ll easily understand my response. My experience is that, if you get something for free, you usually will assign less value to it.

So I still want you to invest at least a small amount to acquire your naturally fat-melting, sexy-body-making, weight loss plan – Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat. If you make, at least, a marginal investment I hope we can both agree that the odds are much higher that you’ll immediately use Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat to decimate your fat like dry newspaper in a bonfire!

And then we both win because I get my 100-plus testimonials and you get your new, beautiful body!

“I have been known to start a few books and then put them down. I can honestly say that Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat was NOT one of those books! If you have been struggling with manifesting your ideal body, you won't put this book down either. This book will not only end your struggle, it will catapult you into a new way of living, a way that will help you to manifest so much more than just your ideal body!” Doreen Banaszack Deliberate Creation Coach Author of Excuse Me, Your Life is Now www.doreenbanaszack.com

"Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat represents an amazing advance for anyone wanting to lose weight. Greg’s understanding of quantum physics and how to apply it in the 'real world' is amazing and will change your life. I recommend Greg's book to you with no reservation - whether you want to lose ten pounds or a hundred! And, yes, I am Greg's father. But, more importantly, I am a medical doctor and a professional speaker who's reputation is more important to me than gold. I wouldn't put my name on the line like this if I didn't know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Greg's plan will work wonders for you and your body." Clifford C. Kuhn, M.D. The Laugh Doctor Author of It All Starts with a SMILE and The Fun Factor www.drcliffordkuhn.com

"As an RN for over 30 years, I have counseled thousands of people about eating right, exercising, and losing weight. However, I rarely saw anyone permanently lose much weight, and especially because I am overweight myself, I began to question what I was telling people. But this is a breakthrough! The plan in this book really makes a difference! Read this book (it is fun to read) if you want to really understand how to lose weight. And on a personal note, after reading what seems like every diet book and trying almost every diet plan without success, I finally feel in control of my weight! This book is real. It tells the truth about why we are fat, and why we can't lose weight. If you want to change your body for good, I highly recommend this book! It worked for me!" Debbie Moss Registered Nurse Salt Lake City, UT

"I'm not a big fan of diet books because they all seem to say the same thing. Then I read Greg's book. Not only was I entertained, I learned some fascinating things. He has a real knack for breaking down the science in a way that is both easy to understand and entertaining. I've been trying his suggestions and find they work in a way that no other plan has ever worked. This is the diet bargain I've been looking for; I highly recommend his book. You'll laugh, you'll learn AND you'll lose weight." Barbara Galant Frederick, MD

Let’s Take My Bribe One Step Further – I Insist That I Take ALL The Risk!

In addition to my lowered-price bribe, I also insist that I assume 100% of the risk in this exchange. I will settle for nothing less than having you own my simple, life-changing, body-shaping plan, Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, absolutely, 100% risk-free!

Here’s my guarantee for you: if you honestly apply my simple and easy plan from Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, I know there is truly no way you can fail. Your success is already assured by nothing less than universal, scientific law! But if for any reason (or no reason at all) you wish to return Why Quantum Physicists Don’t Get Fat, contact Amazon anytime within 7 days from your purchase (if you purchase the Kindle version) and 30 days from your purchase (if you purchase the paperback version) , and you will receive a no-questions-asked, done-with-a-smile, full refund.

(But just between you and me, if you ask for that refund I’ll know you didn’t really try the plan because, if you did, your unwanted weight would already be gone and you’d already have sent me your gushing testimonial. But, of course, this fact does not affect my promise to take all the risk for you; your 100% money-back guarantee is iron-clad!)

Nikki Gregory Today (with Greg Kuhn)
Fifty Pounds Lighter and Ready for You to Join Her!

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Sincerely,





Gregory Kuhn
Laugh Doctor Junior Enterprises
7010 Green Spring Drive
Louisville, KY 40241
(502) 262-6419
Laughdrjr@insightbb.com

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